A port-a-fort is a poggers epic metal tower that can be carried with you in frotinet. When you throw down the port-a-fort a long sexy metal tower will be placed down and you can go inside and go on bouncy tires to have epic roof sex and kill ugly curry munchers
Me: I just killed some cunt in my port-a-fort
Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker
Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker
by Slammel May 21, 2022
Get the port-a-fortmug. by LeCoolCat January 26, 2024
Get the Charger Portmug. 
The act of laying on ones back and spreading your legs to allow another to shit, piss or what ever into your holes/s (depending on gender and preference)
by xd CeeJay October 7, 2018
Get the port-a-pottiemug. When a group of mates gather in a circle each facing the same way around the circle, front to back, drop down to a crouch, and shove an ecstasy tablet up the arse of the person in front. Then when all the pills are shelved, turn into the middle of the circle, touch fingers and say "E.T. Phone Home!"
"Me and Lockie had some mates around last night for a Port Lincoln Crop Circle. It was pretty Loose ay"
by Rigger_666 January 22, 2024
Get the Port Lincoln Crop Circlemug. a backwater suburb 20 minutes outside of Atlantic City. If you’re from here you know how the public school hired a pedo for a choir teacher, and the church defended him. That’s this town’s legacy. Other than that it’s full of parents forgetting to raise their kids, and gossip moms with nothing better to do than ignore their falling marriages. The delinquent kids drove the old hags of Port to complain about anything related to children having a childhood on a facebook page appropriately named Port Gang.
by PortRepublicResident May 8, 2022
Get the Port Republicmug. Trash town in Florida between Jupiter and Port St. Lucie. There’s a total of 5 teeth collectively in the entire town. A lovely place to do meth or catch an std
by Johnny Rage January 11, 2022
Get the Port Salernomug.