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text pong

A game invented in the summer of 2011 by some bored kids in Maryland. The game requires at least four people, all with cell phones. Here are the instructions:

1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.

A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
Mike: Dude, I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
by smreidy November 26, 2011
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Ping Pong

Joe: hey Brad, Gary just said that 4x4 is the same as AWD
Brad: What a Ping Pong
by Pickle Wall March 26, 2023
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Pyong-Pong

Pyongpong is a drinking game based on the glorious Kim Jong Dynasty:

-2x ping jong un (nominated one per team) - can't lose others must drink on behalf
-Shots between gaps of cups is a drink
-1 per player - Rodman Rule - normal beer pong score is a drink (1 per person)
-DMZ can't be crossed by player otherwise a punishment TBC
-UN - Nominated judge
-1 per team - Chinese support - two balls per throw

-Losing team does nuke shot (drink TBC by winning team with hot source)
-3 per team

-All cups must be named after US, Japanese, South Korean cities
Hey man, shall we play some beer pong?

Nah bro none of that western shit, let’s play Pyong-Pong
Yeah bro, down with the West!
by Ping Jong Mong March 30, 2023
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ping pong duvet

Ballsack, or the protect skin cover around the testicles
Man my ping pong duvet is itchy as shit
by ChungledownBim January 5, 2024
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Wrongle Pong

"It's cold in here!"

"You're not wrongle pong"
by Chumba Whumba January 15, 2024
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play ping-pong

soyeon: I don't wanna play this ping-pong, I would rather film a tiktok.
Hyuna: play that ping-pong.
Krista: I wanna play ping-pong with him!
by lilac with a l October 20, 2023
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Ping Pong

An Korean slang term for lovers quarrel or two people in a relationship arguing
"I don't wanna play this ping pong"
by Miyuki_macaroon October 22, 2023
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