Petoony face

The 'Petoony face' is a rather shocked facial expression similar to the one displayed by the Transcendence Cat.
The name derives from the combination of the last word of the song sung by the Transcendence Cat owner (which sounds like 'Petoony', some language version of Peony, I suppose), and the iconic expression only ever captured on camera on a cat's face in that video.

"She was so shocked she pulled a Petoony face!"

by Catxolotl March 2, 2023

peetom

Little boys genitals

Stop playing with your peetom!

by Mc55 March 6, 2023

Petophile

Someone who goes to the dog park, but doesn't have a dog, in order to pet other people's animals.

Did you see that creepy asshole on the bench? I don't see a dog with him. I'm pretty sure he's a petophile.

by Lingering January 7, 2023

Poetry

Ohohohoho... That is BAD! Jesus christ! You and Andrew both. IT DOESN'T NEED TO RHYME! You don't need everything to rhyme. Bottom shelf. That's some bottom shelf poetry.

Hym "Holy shit is your poetry not very good. Mine inspired so many bodies of work that I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time. But your shit poetry? That, on the other hand, is the worst thing ever written. "

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023

poetry

autism cope disorder

do you take drugs,

YESSSSSSS

i'm in love with the poetry
like a ballon that was been born with wheels
wheels, WHEEEEEELS, NOOOOOOOOO. I'm autistic

but, which drugs
ALL OF THEM

by purple lemon May 10, 2023

Poetry

I love you is the most beautiful lie

A word you can say looking into my eye

Our story didn't last.
But it's still the best one i know

Tho it didn't last, you really helped me grow

At one point in my life, you were my hero.

is it wrong that i still love you

is it wrong to still be in love with you

I'm still in love with the impossibility of us.

I will always love you, even from a distance

I could never forget your existence

And even if they try i would never give into insistence

How can i love someone new,

when every night i dream about you

You weren't ready to love and i wasn't ready either

We both hurted each other, told our minds they was a keeper

Out of all the lies you told me, i love you was my favorite

I want it all back but I don't wanna seem desperate.

I love you is the most beautiful lie

A word you can say looking into my eye.

this poetry is about a beautiful lie

by Joshua.F May 10, 2023

Petoskey High School

A school in Northern Michigan where a kid masterbated in class and came in his hand while looking at his female teacher. He got away with it.

“Why would I go to Petoskey High School I heard a kid jerked off in class there.”

by Megaballs888 August 1, 2024