Pietch

A kid who simps for their girlfriend instead of hanging out with their friends.

My friend is becoming a nasty little Pietch because he is hanging out with his girlfriend instead of the boys.

by DaPLS February 25, 2022

Pitchin Quarters

When two or more people throw quarters towards a fixed surface. Closest quarter wins. Typically this is won by Junior who dominates the office sport currently. Jeremy is really struggling this year pitching quarters.

"Damn, I am awful at pitchin quarters" - Jeremy

by The 2nd March 18, 2022

Pitcher Only

The hardest position to play in baseball. They can hit hit dingers and play any position on the field but their high school coach just wants them to pitch to prevent injury.

A baseball player with a big cock.

Did you hear that Tony is a Pitcher Only!!
Yeah I heard he throws 98 hits bombs and drops thongs!!

by A.Tony.G April 13, 2022

Pitch me some balls

It's a term that Softball Girls use when they want you to pitch your balls in their mouth

Hey maybe after practice you could pitch me some balls!

by Ballplaya10 September 11, 2022

Pitch me some balls

It's a term that is used mainly by softball girls as a funny way to say they want you to put your balls in their mouth

Hey babe maybe you can pitch me some balls after practice

by Ballplaya10 September 18, 2022

Pitched

To have anal beads shoved up your ass by your partner while screaming “batter, batter”

Jim “damn she pitched you?”
Bob “Yeah, I can’t sit down”

by Lulu9578 October 30, 2022

Plotched

Plotched.. Drunk, rambles blah blah blah , oh shiny look at that. 14 topics in 35 seconds then back to the original.

Plotched.. Someone who keeps talking, will switch topics multiple times quickly, and go right back to the original topic like nothing happened just like a squirrel who saw something shiny

by Odie11804 December 16, 2022