Weekends are for the pets

Aka. W.A.F.T.P.; A gesture that you should take some time out of your busy week to spend time your pets. You have been at work all week and you have barely spent any time with your pets. As we all know to five to six hours at home, in the late afternoon and evening, when your awake, is not much time; and on weekdays you usually have a lot of other things to take care of long before you can spend some time with your family and pets. If you have time to hang out with a bunch of your male friends to watch sports and drink, which for the record you could do any day of the week, not just Saturdays, then you have time to stay home, spend time with your family, including your pets, and have a good time together. The physical and emotional needs of your pets and your family come first. Even if you are not dating or married, if you have pet, you should be ensuring that their needs are being met adequately, before you go and hang out with your friends; and you should be spending a descent amount of time with your pet so they know that you care about them.

In some random conversation,
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.

Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.

Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.

by Vanguard 1998 March 23, 2021

Pulling a Pies

Being poor in a game or in real life

Viceninja5 is pulling a pies and being poor.

by CasualWhy May 8, 2021

we got pets boooyahh

the most elite friend group on planet earth, no one can hv a better friendship then them they are just tooo over powered and i mean what can i sayy bruhhh... consists of 4 girlssssss

we got pets boooyahh is the best friend group of the century

by why.do.u.wanna.know May 28, 2021

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Cook up a few Pies

To cook up a few pies, is to get a few moisty’s on the go, is to collect honey from the hive…. You get it.

‘Let’s go to the clubs and cook up a few pies’

‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure’

Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’

by Black-Scholes Shoes February 20, 2022

Be a Piet

A well-meaning individual who consistently approaches tasks with great enthusiasm and admirable confidence, despite a charming tendency to misunderstand obvious details or miss simple solutions.

Don‘t be a Piet!
You are a Piet!

by Erzfeind January 27, 2026

jy bak pies

jy bak pies, verb (Afrikaans slang)
Pronunciation: yay buck pees

Meaning:
A playful or sarcastic phrase used to call someone out for being slow, wasting time, or being incompetent. Literally translates to “you bake pies,” but it’s not about actual baking — it’s said when someone is dragging their feet, slacking off, or just not doing what they’re supposed to.

Origin:

Comes from South African Afrikaans slang. The humor comes from the random literal meaning — baking pies — being used to mock someone for being slow or useless, as if they’re off baking instead of getting things done.

“Bru, jy bak pies! We’ve been waiting the whole day.”

“Stop standing around, jy bak pies.”

“He said he’d fix it an hour ago… still busy? Jy bak pies.”

by Brood1 October 20, 2025