periodate

To cut someone off.

Also to gush when your on your period.

Oooh she periodated you!
I think i'm going to periodate right now.

by Mo star July 20, 2014

period theory

The theory stating that if a girl feels comfortable talking about her period to a guy of whom she has no intimate relationship, said guy will not be able to smash.

"Yo Cindy talked to me about her period yesterday" says Sam. "According to the period theory that means you won't be able to smash" says Neal

by Fancy Tampon September 15, 2015

Period power limit

The believe that there is a limit to how much power a person can have in a time period.

The period power limit will stop all dictators.

by NAM420 December 14, 2016

period

Hell when you have it and Hell when you don't

Exp 1- Ugh.. I'm on my period..
Exp 2- *hasn't had period of a long time* AM I PREGNANT? AM I DYING? AHHHHHHH

by Blahblahblah213 October 29, 2017

Percocet Epiphany

When One takes too many Percocet and begins having pop culture epiphanies.

Kathy had a Percocet Epiphany and realized the man that played Gaston in Beauty and the Beast shot and killed the dragon in The Hobbit!!!!

by Gandalf the Purple November 19, 2017

Period Dance

The ancient ritual: the period dance. When done correctly, clouds form overhead bringing thunder and lightning, blood starts raining from the sky and dogs start howling. You will know that the ritual has worked when the vagina cries red tears.

Person 1: Why is the rain red?!

Person 2: Oh, I guess someone's doing the period dance.

by WigglyBobert February 24, 2018

Period

A time, usually 5 days, maybe less(LUCKY YOU!) or more. Your uterus feels like it's trying to KILL itself and you have to spend 9 dollars just so you don't get blood on your pants. You can't wear shorts, skirts, or ANYTHING WHITE. You feel hungry, you have headaches and back pain, and YOU GET CRAMPS!
Basically, a period is all sunshine, rainbows, and glitter!
.................NOT! :D

Periods are living hell.

by leviOsa_notLeviosA April 8, 2018