paris hilton

The epitome of a cumslut.....oops sorry cum sluts have higher IQ's my mistake.

No example can display home much of a stupid bitch Paris Hilton is.

by Slade_Technics September 26, 2006

Hooker with a penis

A song by Tool.

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".

by Kel June 3, 2004

Sorry about your penis

When a male purchases a sports car to offset the fact that he has a small penis in the hopes of getting laid.

Jim had no choice but to buy a brand new Porsche to help him get down her pants. We all thought to ourselves "Sorry about your penis".

by Broomy3 January 7, 2009

penis bear

The term "penis bear" originated in southern Ireland, where bears would roam the streets at night and stick their penis through the holes in the walls of wooden houses, scaring children. When the head of the household would see a penis bear's dick come through the wall of his house, he would ring a special bell that signalled "penis bear" to the neighborhood.

"Quick Ellen, get the boiling water, there's a PENIS BEAR outside!"

by danielle flesher November 9, 2007

penis fuzzy

The sublime feeling men achieve in their genital region when traveling down a hill incredibly fast in a vehicle.

Speeding down that hill in my RX-7 gave me an insane penis fuzzy.

by FalkonFuzzy June 11, 2006

Paris Hilton

A breeding ground for STDs to combine and mutate into new monstrosities: e.g. Blennorrhea + Siphylis. That's hot...

Someone needs to zip-tie Paris Hilton's knees together before she brings about a virus that will end the world.

by Phillip Leo February 28, 2008

paris hilton

a skanky bitch who gets nothing when her 'rents die.

Person 1: hey does Paris Hilton get anything when her parents die?
Person 2: No, her sister gets it all.

by Vuffy May 21, 2007