Food Pervert

An obscure psychological abnormality recently brought to the forefront by Jim Rome Show producer, Jason Stewart who suffers from the condition. Food perversion inflicts FAT people when food becomes such an integral part of their personality they begin to have sexual feelings associated with food.

Jason Stewart is such a food pervert he must remain seated for a few minutes after Dominoes Friday arrives.

by Imebee March 14, 2011

blow perfect

During oral sex, the perfect end to a blow job when your lady traps and firmly holds your cumming cock with her lips and does not let a single drop escape from being sucked down. While you are still cumming, the lady runs her fingers from the root of the cock to the head so that no cum is left in the erection. She sucks out all cum from the cock before removing her fingers. If she is generous and is asked nicely, she may lick up any cum that may drip from the cock as it get smaller. As a gift, she may take the limp, spent cock in her mouth one last time and suck out the last droplets.
A blow perfect can be difficult to achieve if you have not cum in five or six days because the clear watery fluid that usually precedes your ropy jism may be easily lost if you do not shout out that you are about to cum or that your missus does not feel the cock begin to explode and is slow to get her lips around the cockhead. This is when the first watery cum that shoots out can be irretrevably lost by landing on her face or boobs.

I asked the missus for a blow job and because I almost begged for it she gave me a blow perfect by not letting any cum be lost.

by neverdone January 10, 2008

perfect perfection

Someone who is so unbelievably perfect that you can't use a real word to define them. You have to make up a fake word because nothing else works. Someone you fall in love with all over again once you see them, once you're around them, every single time. Going days without seeing them feels like years and sometimes it physically hurts to be apart. When every single little thing they do, you just absolutely love. Everything about them; their eyes, smile, teeth, lips, personality, laugh etc. Feeling happier than you ever have in your entire life, just from being around them. When you can be yourself; silly, retarded, weird; and they completely love you for it and act the same exact way. Accepting you for who you are. Being able to lose yourself while being around them. Falling so deeply in love that it gets hard to focus. Having insomnia like symptoms just from being away from them for too long. I don't know if any of this actually makes sense, but Hunter, I love you. And I did it :)

"Hunter you are my perfect perfection, now next time I say this word you cannot tell me it doesn't count because it's now in the dictionary. I win"

by blahblahhorseblah May 17, 2014

Perfect Person

A perfect person is somebody who gets on Urban Dictionary and insults others on Urban Dictionary who look up things such as "emo", "scene", "prep", etc.

These people choose to write very biased definitions that should simply not be taken under any consideration whatsoever.

They listen to plain boring music. A small mix, really. Bands that almost everybody likes. They wear plain clothing, have average hair, live in an average house, etc. They're boring and love to insult others' style.

Also, if there's a definition that they don't agree with, they put a thumbs down.

"I hate emo people. Since I'm a perfect person, I'm going to go write retarded definitions because I have nothing wrong with me."

by B Drizzle Bitches August 27, 2009

perfect

When you win on street fighter without losing any helth or taking any damage you get a perfect.

Alex: "ah man you jus got a perfect"
Jonathan:"yeah i kicked your ass"
Alex: "ah but i perfected you before"
Jonathan: "Fair point"

by JonathanT July 7, 2006

perfection

Liam Payne.

Liam Payne doesn't need an example because he is Liam Payne, and Liam Payne is perfection.

by hollaback girl July 30, 2012

Perfect Hair Forever

A totally fucking badass adult swim that stupid fuckers bitch about. It's also followed up by a kickass space ghost interview.

"InuYashaXKagome707 says that Perfect Hair Forever sucks, so we should watch it."

by Soup December 20, 2004