Pantaphobia

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

by Lezzy February 22, 2019

pastamancer

If you're ever in need of some noodles, a pastamancer is just what you need! With their Cannelloni Cocoon and Manicotti Meditation, Pastamancer's are a valued class in the kingdom of loathing. I mean, what's better than noodles? Besides, you know, other stuff.

With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. He relies on his Mysticality to get ahead in the world.

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

Partar

To pardon a tardiness

“I know I’m late, partar”

by Pugzilla666 November 30, 2018

plastic pantamime

A location frequented by media monkeys and junket junkies. If one is invited, it is recomended to throw the invites away.

The media monkeys and the junket junkies will invite you to the plastic pantamime; throw their invites away.

by U2yams January 17, 2008

Pantagonist

A character in a story that causes conflict by not wearing pants.

The pantagonist of the book was continually flashing key characters, causing a severe shift in the plot!

by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 1, 2010

femme pantalon

What you call a guy who is wearing trousers that look like they were bought in topshop, This term was made in france so we decided to call him woman trousers in french, can be shortened to femme

Hey Femme Pantalon
What?

by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005

Pactards

People who know hardly anything about boxing and are completely bias towards Manny Pacquiao since they love him.

Look at those Pactards yelling Pacquiao at a fight where he isnt even fighting.

by eag7 March 11, 2011