Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.
Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.
by EngineerDude October 02, 2020
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dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody
“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”
by listlessnesss December 05, 2021
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1/7-turn mouse-pad rotation

Refers to where you temporarily spin your rectangular mouse-pad a fraction of a turn so that you can roll the mouse diagonally along the pad for maximum "continuous travel-distance" before having to lift the mouse and bring it back up to the top of the pad again. Useful for when you need to move the cursor farther than an entire "top to bottom" or "left to right" sweep of the screen, such as if the web-page is extra long/wide, or if you are needing to view the page with the magnifier racked up considerably.
I always set my cursor's travel-speed at maximum so that I usually don't have to move the mouse very far to navigate the entire screen-area; once in a while I have to look at a really long column of text or images (like if I'm reading a large volume of text or shopping for items on a lengthy catalog-page), though, and so I do a 1/7-turn mouse-pad rotation to minimize my having to perform "fresh-bite hops" with the mouse.
by QuacksO April 03, 2019
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Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.
Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!
by KronKyrios September 08, 2011
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launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off
I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”
by ScrappyDoob October 07, 2020
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Matchelor Pad

A house you live in with your bae
You: Hi bb see you at the matchelor pad
Your baby: hi bb see you soon
by War turtle July 31, 2021
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PADS

Post Anime Depression Syndrome, The feeling when your sad after finishing an anime.
Damn bro I just finished Angel Beats and I got some major PADS
by Mr.wiseguy November 16, 2020
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