Pensioners pad

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.

Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.

by RJKIXS August 29, 2023

Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.

Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads

by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023

dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

Possum pads

The gentle, soft mitts of a desk jockey.

Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

future pad

I place where you will live in the future.

I can't wait to get out of this crappy hotel room and into my future pad.

by A & A July 27, 2022

Shabang Pad

Noun

A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.

Hey Kyle, where you heading tonight?

Nowhere special John just Max's Shabang Pad!

by 2theMAX the Stair Fax July 27, 2022

Tomausz Pad

A large sheet of the most premium fabric sourced by the one and only Tomasz. Can be used as a mousepad, fleshlight or toilet paper. Acquiring one of these exclusive products takes enormous amounts of dicksucking and simping over discord. No living being except Tomasz has seen a tomausz pad in real life.

Fluffy: Can i get a tomausz pad?

TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')

by DaraAfterBeingRapedByBurke June 22, 2022