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poopergency

The act of having to take an emergency poop. Unexpected poop trouble.
Bill was speed because he had a poopergency.
by Dr. Poopenstein April 20, 2010
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pooperson

Pooperson = Shitty headed person.
That bitch is such a pooperson
by urbanspeak January 2, 2015
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Pooper Necker

This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.
"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."
by snarftits September 17, 2014
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poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious

to have a wonderful time pooping!!
did you have a poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious on the toilet???!!!!!!!
by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019
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Preperfect

Someone who is naturally perfect without needing to practice
Wow! she is preperfect!
by Lilly billy April 12, 2021
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punctual-pooper

Someone who goes for a number two at exactly the same time every day. They are so punctual that EVERYONE knows where they've gone!
Example 1
Person 1: Abel is such a punctunal-pooper!
Person 2: i know blud, i swear mans could set their watch with him.

Example 2
Person 1: Where's Abel gone.
Person 2: You know where blud!...it's 14:30!
Person 1: That dude is such a punctual-pooper.
by mrlambo March 5, 2012
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Peeping Pooper

Peeping Pooper:

The act of being extremely silent while seated in a bathroom stall while another coworker (usually in a corporate office environment) walks in and proceeds to paint the toilet bowl brown with explosive bowel movements. Only after the third or fourth push does the "peeping pooper" emerge from their stall and begin washing hands at the sink, maybe whistling to attempt to give the pooper more privacy. Exceptionally spiteful "peeping poopers" may even begin speaking to the loud pooper addressing him or her by name...implying they are fully aware of said butt-pukage.
"Holy bejezuz....Kathy in accounting is a bonifide peeping pooper!! She ninja blasted me after I finished pooping out my chicken korma from last night! What a hag!!"
by Cwisticwistina July 13, 2013
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