Productivitities

When man (or woman) gets shit done in order to see (or at least increase chance of seeing) breasts.

Knowing there was going to be babes at the after-work social, productivitities was through the roof in order to finish in time.

by Brad Borehole May 12, 2011

productivity fog

Fine particles of productivity suspended in the lower atmosphere. Arrises from the diligent application of labour upon larger macro-units of productivity. Differs from smog in being more upbeat and inspirational as well as less of a Debbie Downer.

Thanks to the myriad of factories working diligently within the vicinity , the school children of Beijing were ever blanketed in a thick, insulating productivity fog whilst at play.

by CrinosRome October 21, 2013

productivelazy

Doing something productive (working, studying etc.) in a very slow pace, from a very comfortable place, preferably in bed, whilst wearing your comfortable clothing. To any observer it seems lazy, but there is actual productivity going on.

"I've spend my entire day productivelazy!"

by DefiningNewWordsOnTheInternet June 12, 2016

ProductiveShapeLife

A website focused on providing valuable productivity tips, tricks, and tools to the community.

You can learn everything that you need to know about apps like IFTTT, Slack, and Evernote on ProductiveShapeLife.com

by ProductiveShapeLife April 22, 2017

production meeting

Taking a shit. Or going number two. Saying it in a discreet way.

Sorry I'm late I was in a production meeting.

by Fob6666 November 1, 2017

Productaportation

The resulting effect from taking Xanax and Adderall at the same time, creating a sense of productivity while also enjoying the effects of xans to the face.

Allows the user the ability to complete unsavory tasks while fast forwarding through them to more pleasant times. Or at least until you need more Xanax and Adderall.

Teleportation isn’t real, Productaportation is how I get through the week.

by WhoDizzleWhoDazzle May 27, 2018

Productful

It makes more sense to the eye to say productful, rather than productive.

Wow, you are really productful in that class!

by graceholland May 31, 2018