by Chumba Whumba January 15, 2024
Get the Wrongle Pongmug. a terrible sport that only really dumb people play that uses a wooden table and two racquets that can be broken easily
by BorisTucker July 24, 2017
Get the ping pong pung pangmug. Belly Pong, also known as Bargut, is a lint-sucking game in which players throw a ping pong ball across a table to score the ball in a cup of lint on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of shirtless belly-pong players, with preferably round and stout tummy buttons. The last team to arrive at the match is typically the ones that have to suck the lint out of the enemy's belly buttons and deposit it into the cups. If you lose the match, you're forced to consume all of the lint and describe the taste to the judges. If your description is incorrect, you will be brutally punished via munt, or sometimes by even more vial means.
James found himself in a Belly Pong engagement. His lint got sucked out of the innards of the deepest inner lines of his belly button.
Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.
Bob and Jerry played Bargut together. The match was intense and involved intense mutual lint-sucking.
by dickjackie April 22, 2024
Get the Belly Pongmug. by Argon1000 August 6, 2020
Get the Pong noggersmug. by Cheesey519 September 2, 2025
Get the Shenglong Ping Pongmug. A game invented in the summer of 2011 by some bored kids in Maryland. The game requires at least four people, all with cell phones. Here are the instructions:
1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.
A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.
A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
Mike: Dude, I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
by smreidy November 26, 2011
Get the text pongmug. When a man has his hands in his pockets and starts smacking his testicles back and forth, imitating a game of ping pong.
Jessica: Did you see John over there with his hands in his pockets?
Aron: Yeah, he is probably ponging!
Aron: Yeah, he is probably ponging!
by yao mommmmmmmmma September 25, 2020
Get the Pongingmug.