Pencilless

To be petty
Adjective of the king of petty

Chris was pencilless, but it wasn't Kat's fault.

by Merkerberker September 21, 2016

Pencilflick

Not sharpest knife in the drawer .

No jokes intended my family noticed that my ex) was a pencilflick ..

by Pink warrior March 28, 2017

Pencilflick

Dumber than a house plant no jokes intended by

PencilflickAtipacly: it is used to describe my ex played the squeezebox from morning till night when I brought my daughter home from the hospital when she was first born

by Pink warrior March 28, 2017

pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours

Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

pencil

Somthing that has led in it and draws/writes on a paper

i'm going to draw a monster

but you need a pencil

by desass June 11, 2018