Anti-peen

A penis so small it stretches negatively through your asshole all the way from here to mars. The existence of an Anti-peen would bring down the average penis size to about 4 mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.

Guy: I wish the average penis size was 4mm

The Monkeys Paw subreddit: Granted, you now have an Anti-peen

by Gryan77802 November 6, 2019

peen

mis-used word. not related to wangs in anyway

there is no such word as peen

by peen-war March 10, 2008

peen

adj interesting, cool, a likeable or enjoyable thing

I feel totally peen after that 2 g doochie!

These beats are peen, hit me up on mojo, Kid!

by laxdallmus4 August 9, 2010

Peenarse

An insult, with the direct meaning being a penis with an arse shaped bell-end

You my friend, are a peenarse

by Liam AP Walker May 27, 2003

Peener Noms

Sucking on a delicious cock whilst purring like a cat

"Last night I was with T and had me some Peener Noms"

by Joey60 October 7, 2009

Peenershnitzle

A he/she that deepfries dildos and then uses ketchup as lube to shove it up their asshole.

He is such a peenershnitzle.

IKR

Im gunna buy him a bottle of ketchup for his birthday XD

by JNL97ISME November 25, 2011

peener

A reeaallyy long dick, or a very small dick. Word is often used for no fucking reason.

Woahh, Koben has such a small peener! No wonder his gf didn't give him the gud succ!

by LegacyofBlue June 18, 2018