The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off
I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”
by ScrappyDoob October 7, 2020
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A num pad, short for "numeric keypad," is a section of a computer keyboard that contains a set of keys in a grid arrangement. It is typically located on the right side of a full-sized keyboard, separate from the main typing keys. The num pad includes keys for the digits 0 through 9, a decimal point, and mathematical operators such as addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. It is commonly used in tasks that require numerical input, such as accounting, data entry, and scientific calculations.

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i`m gonna use my Num pad

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A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe
Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.

I'm going to sit on my padded table.
by pyrocycle September 11, 2008
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Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor
The floor is gross in here so I am lily-padding.
by Ido bandito June 8, 2019
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When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.
"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"
by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023
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To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 19, 2019
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A woman's uncontrollable urge to ingest carbohydrates that convert to body fat including abdominal fat that serves to protect the unborn offspring
Bob: That's your third pizza hon
Marlene: I'm working on my baby padding
by Innomine Partri May 1, 2021
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