heyes gearing, a mad lad with a huge penis, he reeks masculinity and is a amazing lad, great at smash bros, he does not let his father Kingjaspergaming stop him in his tracks, he is doused and lathered in extra virgin olive oil for keeping the ladies from spreading their legs.
by big man little man December 9, 2021
Get the Heyes Gearingmug. Ridiculously impractical "armor" generally worn by female characters in RPGs. Often exposes large amounts of skin, including but not limited to short shorts/skirts, bikini tops, and skintight leather suits.
Damn, I wish I could equip my female mage with something other than hoe gear! Oh well, guess I'll make a male character instead.
by me................. June 20, 2017
Get the hoe gearmug. by saltysanty October 12, 2020
Get the grind my gearsmug. JawshPawshTV isn't scared to lose his gear. He has no Gear Fear. His wiener is fucking huge. Kilowhiskey_ is a huge bitch though, and is terrified if losing his gear.
by JawshPawshTV December 8, 2019
Get the Gear Fearmug. by Livinginyourwalls March 4, 2022
Get the 4th gearmug. 
"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gearmug.