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Hit and Homisuicide

The act of a person walking out in front of a car and getting hit by the said car but not killed. The car stops and the person gets out and walks over to check if the other is okay. The person on the ground proceeds to pull out a gun and shoots and kills the driver then turns the gun on themselves and pulls the trigger.
Person A: What happened to Jerry?
Person B: You didn't hear? He was involved in a Hit and Homisuicide
Person A: A what?
Person B: He hit someone with his car by accident, went to go check on them. Then the man he hit pulled a shotgun out of his asshole, shot Jerry then shot himself.
Person A: What kind of world do we live in?
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bat hit

Smoking pot out of a "one-hitter", or "batter"; discreet enough to look like a cigarette, you can smoke it an put it away quickly.
1) Let's stop here before going in, I just need one bat hit.
by shelleyrey October 19, 2012
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hitting it harder

Hitting a golf ball so that it goes extremely far
sydnee: jack, can you help me with hitting it harder?
jack ryan: all the way baby ;)
by sean patrick dolan November 9, 2016
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Clitical Hit

Girl: Oh.. ooh.. oh.. oohh.. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GGOOOOODDDD
Guy: Clitical hit!
by Kaleephus the Scribe May 12, 2014
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hit yard

To hit yard generally means "to go home" or to leave the group of friends you are with and "go back to your own yard". It is british slang, usually used in the county of Hertfordshire, the South East of England, on the outskirts near London.
by MaryJoAnna February 5, 2017
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TK Hit

A hit that shouldn’t be passed to the next person. All ash.

Ratio: 90% ash, 5% lighter fluid, 5% weed

If its all black, there’s still something left.
Bro do you want this TK hit or should I just ash it.
by Gucciboxer August 8, 2022
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Hit the stalls

A polite, discreet way to announce to your friends that you plan on going to the bathroom. Originally popularized/invented by Lena Bruscato, it has yet to catch on.
I’m gonna hit the stalls, anyone wanna come?
by Lenabeana December 9, 2017
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