fat jimmy

a fat person, generally 11 years old, who almost always enjoys eating pies and burgers, as well as squeaking on his chair as a means of communication in any voice chat possible.

"I think we've got a fat jimmy here"

by koldoats June 2, 2020

Fat Prick

A massive fat wanker from benidorm who shows off drugs and can't handle being wrong

"do you like Jordan?"
"no he's a right fat prick"

by Waltzerboi May 3, 2018

Road Fat

When you're driving along the road and the vibrations of the terrrain cause your ciculatory system to enlarge your male phallus into a chub.

"I was driving my car to mcdonalds and got a road fat."

by Peanutknight October 3, 2021

future fat

When you can look at someone and know that one day in the future they will be obese.

Guy 1: I don't know bro, she's pretty hot.

Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.

by Sunabove July 11, 2017

fat and gay

Commonly associated with the french word fatigué, meaning to be tired, bored french students will hear this word as "fat and gay" as the french pronuniation sounds very similar. This will likely be the only word a french student will remember from the class apart from "je mappelle (their french name)".

French Teacher: When ones tired in french we would say "il et fatigué (fati-ghey)"
Student #1:What? whos fat and gay
Student #2:Look everyone David is sleeping he must be fat and gay.
French Teacher: No, fatigué (fati-ghey) like the word fatigue in English with the exact same spelling.
The entire class for the next 30 minutes: (snicker) David is fat and gay (snicker)

Test question from the final: Translate fatigué
Student's response: An obese homosexual

by farside604 January 21, 2010

fat shite

Description of a larger than life Wigan lady named Ange who is the star of the home made avant garde movie 'Wigan Fatty Fuck'.

Smoke it Ange you fat shite

by Stackherrob October 14, 2013

fat coke

Coca-Cola, opposite of Diet Coke

I'll have a burger and a fat coke please.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008