by meowykitty March 23, 2021
Get the toast rabbitmug. Someone who is naturally pale and would normally be considered "wonder bread", but has tanned so much in the tanning salon that their skin has a permanent brown and leathery appearance.
His girlfriend is fake. She wears Lee Press on Nails, bleaches her hair, and tans so much, she has turned into wonder toast.
by Nicole Brice December 29, 2007
Get the Wonder Toastmug. Used to describe the character trait group: boring, bland personality, unpalatable, and in need of spice.
by Nawarat May 19, 2018
Get the Plain toastmug. by kingjoker13 January 27, 2014
Get the boner toastmug. Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"
by burnttoastmaster69 January 26, 2010
Get the The Burnt Toastmug. by Jiggins April 14, 2005
Get the Jam on toastmug. the origin of the term french toast comes from world war 1. The story goes like this: A french soldier was looting a house near the trenches. he found some eggs and several slices of bread, which he put in his pocket. As he was walking back to his post, a German patrol ambushed him. during the fracas, the soldier fell on his pocket, breaking the eggs on the bread, and then was promptly roasted by a flamethrower. A British patrol found his body, complete with "french toast" in his pocket. The name has stuck ever since.
Hey, did you see that French guy who attempted to light himself on fire in protest?
Yeah, he turned into real french toast.
Yeah, he turned into real french toast.
by OrignalWolf January 26, 2011
Get the French Toastmug.