La momma

A phrase that Cj came up with to mess with Dajia but he doesn’t even know what it means.

Dajia: what does la momma mean?
Cj: idk, lets check urban dictionary

by Dehj July 11, 2018

on my momma

something this bitch summer said everytime she wants to get littyyyyyy

we in this bitch and we finna get littyyyy, ON MY MOMMA!

by baddiessss December 04, 2024

big momma jugs

big momma jugs

when ur friend invites you over to your stepmoms house and she makes you grilled cheese with a note "meet me upstairs, daddy ;)" you quickly yeeted up the stairs to the laundry room to find your grandfather sucking the gay neighbours dick.

" dude, I just saw big momma jugs last night"

by bigmommajugs69 June 12, 2022

ur momma a pappa

even worse than ur granny tranny or ur pappy trappy, you use it when you wanna destroy your opponent

V: hey dude, ur mom gay
L: haha, ur pappy trappy
V: oh, you don't want what is next
L: what?!
V: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*

by the one who exists March 19, 2018

Hoe Momma

1. An amazing term by Astaris.
2. A mom who hoes around for money or drugs, leaving her legacy for her hoe child to do the same.

Janet is a Hoe Momma, leaving her beautiful legacy for her hoe child.

by Astaris October 28, 2021

Hoe Momma

A momma who hoes around, leaving her hoeing legacy for her lucky daughter

Janet is a Hoe Momma, Julian is the Hoe Child.

by Astaris October 28, 2021

Momma Kelle

A woman of such stature.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.

Damn. Momma Kelle.

I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.

by Fastboimillo May 17, 2022