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Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact
Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact
by Hopscotch November 9, 2019
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fact violence

A: How would you buy a car? You have no savings and you don't even have a job. I don't think you can afford gas either.
B: That's too much Fact Violence..
by halsjkdhf;ajs;dklfja;slj August 28, 2020
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Stacey fact

Stacey fact - a crow has an 8 inch ball sack
by Emilemineminem August 30, 2022
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frightentific facts

“Facts” that are the result of the practice of “Frightence”, in the study of a topic. These Facts are incapable of withstanding inquiry or application of the scientific method but are sold as “Settled Science”.
The speakers frightentific facts were incapable of surviving any inquiry into the undocumented and esoteric methods of data manipulation used in order to create data supporting the facts.
by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017
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duh fact

when something is so obvious, if you say it someone will for sure respond with a "duh!"

stating the obvious aspects of a comment, trying to look self assured.
"after avoiding a friend of mine for weeks, she came out and asked me if i was avoiding her because i didn't like her...well, do i have to explain every duh fact in the universe?"
by F_j August 23, 2011
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A fact

A truth known by actual experience or observation; something known to be true:
“Alex loves Bri more because it’s just a fact!!”
by Sillyalex April 16, 2024
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Facts Lazaria

When something is super factual and true.
“5+5 = 10” , “facts lazaria!!”
by gibbytheboxerboy July 4, 2024
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