China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.

Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence

by PastaRolls July 29, 2019

dr pepper kink

seb and lindsey of Slutz International™️

georgia: “omg lindsey let’s fark”
lindsey: “i can’t me and seb are doing dr pepper kink body shots later”

by not gay person™️ May 9, 2021

Piss Kink

Something That Sawyer Has

Sawyer has a fat massive bigger than the universe piss kink!

by Sawyerspissinkysmouth November 7, 2021

male nipple kink

its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.

jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..

by tommyvercettifanclub February 7, 2025

Convulsion kink

When you flash a strobe light at an epileptic female and then you have sexual intercourse while she has a seizure

I pulled the convulsion kink on that whacked up hooker last night

by Freaky time November 26, 2024

Business Kink

The strong desire to bang people you do business with, and generally mixing business and pleasure.

My Business Kink gotz me propositioning all kindza bishez to my business bed.

by NatAtNight May 25, 2024

choke kink

when one person is a sub and is being slightly chocked by the dom .

Yosake has a choke kink.

by AkiraShakira January 17, 2023