Jacketeer

One who preaches the importance of wearing jackets during cold weather.

John: Dude you should really wear a jacket right now its freezing.
Mike: Whatever man, stop being such a jacketeer.

by vandygoddess August 26, 2012

Green jacket

A green jacket means giving someone a compliments that is so OVER the top that it literally coats them.

Person one: "You look so incredibly gorgeous today"

Person two: "Aww, thank you for that green jacket!"

Person one: "You are so very good at this game!"
Person one: "Here is your green jacket for today!"

by Notpunnyatall November 15, 2019

Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

flacka jacket

modern version of straight jacket used to restrain a flacka dancer out of control

hey sgt you better grab a flacka jacket ,this one is a boot wearing mosh pitter

by M I sofakingweetodded January 07, 2021

university jacket

the extra warmth provided by alcohol in cold weather

Bro, my university jacket saved me on the way home from the bar last night.

by Kkrems November 29, 2019

Jacket Crumpet

A burnt breakfast

Aww man I accidentally made a jacket crumpet.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

slop jacket

Inside out, re-used prophylactic; often shared amongst a group of gentlemen.

Bro #1 - Dawg, don't be runnin up in that skank, Jenny. She been lettin that slop pot simmer.
Bro #2 - nah, bruh, Jimmy done gimme his Slop Jacket.
Bro #1 - damn Jimmy da real hero
Bro #2 - yea Dawg for real, Jimmy a good dude

Bro#1 - yo dawg how I get to slop slums? I been needing some of that slop pot like you wouldn't believe
Bro#2 - dawg you sure you wanna go there? Do you at least gotta jacket so they.lwt you in
Bro#1 - yeah dawg, Jimmy gave me his slop jacket. Where it at!?
Bro#2 - damn Jimmy tha real hero! A'ight dawg, follow dis road and jerk a left at the snail trail, can't miss it it's slimy a muhfuhka

by DonutOpponent November 26, 2023