the art of wanking quietly and discretely in public or in an area of high visablity, or simply the art of wanking like a ninja.
A secretive faction of monks from long and far have mastered this form of masturbation whilst going out there daily rituals.
It is said to bring inner peace and balance to ones self, but costs a fortune in laundry bills.
A secretive faction of monks from long and far have mastered this form of masturbation whilst going out there daily rituals.
It is said to bring inner peace and balance to ones self, but costs a fortune in laundry bills.
only the masterful eye can see someone having a ninja wank, but if someone does this would be the reaction...
man 1- 'Dude wtf is that man doing in his pocket?'
man 2- 'Must be having a ninja wank'
man 1- 'Holy shit i thought that was just in fairytales'
man 1- 'Dude wtf is that man doing in his pocket?'
man 2- 'Must be having a ninja wank'
man 1- 'Holy shit i thought that was just in fairytales'
by Shaggy Quinton June 22, 2010
a term used to replace "nigga please" so if you say it to someone they cant get mad at you for a racial slur.
Mike: Yo man you wanna bite of this turkey sammich?
John:Ninja plz! I aint need no taste of yo grubby lil sammy!
Mike:Hey dont call me a nig...oh wait nevermind.
John:Ninja plz! I aint need no taste of yo grubby lil sammy!
Mike:Hey dont call me a nig...oh wait nevermind.
by maxatron January 08, 2009
When you take a particularly nasty shit in the bathroom of someone you hardly know, then tell no one, like a true ninja master.
Holy shit dude, I am pretty sure that Rachel's friend whatsherface, ninja deuced us last night. Thats the last time i have her friends over for Mexican food, twat.
by Arsenal89 July 21, 2008
by lmao November 22, 2004
A true master of the stealth orgasm, a clit ninja is capable of manipulating the clit (the sex organ primarily responsible for female orgasms) completely undetected and with astounding results; a clit ninja is also just generally good in bed.
Amy was so bored in Algebra, she slipped her hand down her skirt and had at it. What a clit ninja.
Tom went down on me for five hours last night. He's my personal clit ninja.
Tom went down on me for five hours last night. He's my personal clit ninja.
by nihil8r September 25, 2004
Sitting in a dark corner, waiting for your target to let their guard down, and then raping them.
Usually done in a BLUUAAARRGH fashion.
Usually done in a BLUUAAARRGH fashion.
Dude 1: I raped yo mom last night, I used the ninja approach.
Gaby: Did you at least scream really loud while doing it?
Dude 1: Totally man.
Gaby: Fine then.
Gaby: Did you at least scream really loud while doing it?
Dude 1: Totally man.
Gaby: Fine then.
by captain rape July 16, 2010
Someone who surreptitiously defecates in public by shaking the dookie out of his pant leg and letting it plop on the floor.
by reverend megaton August 08, 2011