Roll A One

To perform spectacularly badly at an attempted task or activity, in a flourishing display of unprecedented misfortune.

Originates from the roleplaying game, Dungeons & Dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players' level of success in performing certain tasks. Rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.

Person A: My chocolate fondue fountain just exploded somehow, and ruined my entire house.

Person B: Wow, did you just roll a one, or what?

by Batomilami July 26, 2011

the property of ones

The theory regarding ones that the one-itude is directly proportional to the cold-itude of the one.

"A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all."

by TheEvilOne June 25, 2003

Carry One

Goodbye, peace out, God be with you. Basically salutations of leaving. In an awkward moment of trying to type "Cellar Door" while saying goodbye, The Weav had a hand seizure as per usual. Hence the outcome of Carry One, which has become our new blessing.

"Well, I'm gonna head out guys, I've got some healthy music to write."
"Sweet, Carry One."
"Carry One."

by Wauwen September 8, 2005

One Touch

A One Touch is to drink, as quickly as you can, the drink in your hand, but only touch the tip of the bottle, rim of the glass, or edge of the can, one time to your lips. One Touches are often initiated by someone yelling One Touch and includes everyone within ear shot with a drink to join in. Often times during a One Touch, participants will take a knee while drinking, as an act of showmanship and for attention grabbing. A One Touch can also be known as a One T for those who are pressed for time. The One Touch is best performed in heavily public areas, for example: Family Restaurants, Music Festival Camp Grounds, Walmart, etc.

Scott: ONE TOUCH !!!
Matt: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Jess: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Nick: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Jared: *Takes a knee and drinks*

by MattyPooh May 15, 2014

Tall Ones

another phrase which means boobs.

Your tall ones are very nice looking.

by blackindian October 15, 2007

SHOOK ONES

THE MOST GANGSTA SONG EVA CREATED! This song was crafted by none other than mobb deep. Listen to it and you will be sucked into the hip hop lifestyle. Consider yourselves warned.

Shook Ones was used in Tanner Hall's masterful segment in the Oakley Team Video Session 1242. (1242 is a newschool ski video if you did not already know)

by Jarrod March 28, 2005

one legger

A one legger is a term used in the world of sales. They refer to a sales appointment, meeting, or pitch, where one of two or more decision-makers are present. The present individual, of course, cannot proceed with the sale without consulting the other decision-maker (the other leg) first.

A sales appointment in which the salesperson shows up to a client's house, only to find one spouse not home. The sale is not completed as the present spouse (the one legger) must talk it over with the non-available spouse.

by Nader R. March 24, 2008