Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.

I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.

by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023

the muddy rudder

Having your partner shit on your penis and then smacking them across the face repeatedly with it.

Sally and John did the muddy rudder last night.

by Nigger_lyncher_420 July 23, 2014

The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020

Muddy Marquez

While attempting the Dirty Sanchez, you unknowningly fill your finger full of poo, leaving mud all over your unsuspecting partners lip.

I should have known better than to attempt the Dirty Sanchez after a cheap dinner. She was pissed, to say the lest with her Muddy Marquez!

by FranDiggidy May 27, 2018

Muddy Snow Cannon

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024

Muddy Bidet

When you drop a fast heavy deuce and the toilet water splashes up into your ass crack.

I was so glad I found a clean restroom but the muddy bidet ruined it for me.

by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022

Muddy Catfish

In the occasion of a dead cat gangbang it is common etiquette that the last partaker must suck on the cats orifice whilst the host hulk smash the cats stomach. This is the delicacy called a Muddy Catfish

We all had to draw straws for who would get that tasty Muddy Catfish

by Scrizzlefish March 22, 2017