Mr. Montana

Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.
"Bro, Mr. Montana must've ate my strings last night. "

"Mr. Montana, where are you?"
by unknowndiary September 28, 2017
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Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 06, 2021
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Montana Pour

The technique of pouring beer into a glass without tilting the glass, to get a beer that’s mostly foam.
Bro, I need to get bigger drinking glasses. Right now when I do a Montana pour, I can only get half of a Heineken in.
by BigAl1996 November 27, 2023
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Montana pour

The technique of pouring a beer and not tilting the glass, in order to get a beer that’s mostly foam.
I really gotta buy some huge drinking glasses so a full Heineken fits when I want to do a Montana pour.
by BigAl1996 November 27, 2023
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Montana Eggplant

Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.
Damn!, by the way she's doing im, I'd say she's a Montana Eggplant!
by Jack Stack_24 October 03, 2020
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Montana sweet tea

A spitter bottle, full of that dark chew spit.
Don't drink that it's "Montana sweet tea".
by Montana gentleman's club October 08, 2018
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