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hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4
person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"
by sheeno7 July 6, 2008
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Mittens

Old time hockey slang for hockey gloves. Used to describe old hockey equiptment, or sound old-time describing new equiptment.
Hey Martin, let's grab our lumber so we know how it feels in our new pair of mittens.
by oldtimepuck April 29, 2005
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Milton Glax

Miltom glax aka milton girls lacrosse is the hottest thing in Georgia. It’s a team of fake blondes who are all either all Americans or committed to a D1 college by their junior year. They’ve been the best team in Georgia since the beginning of time and trust me they know it . They’ve won 13 states championships and always get the most expensive rings. They all drives jeeps, convertibles or bmws. Their team is basically a cult and will destroy any way who gets in their path. They keep it classy on the field and have fun on the weekends.
Milton Glax just won another state championship
by Chickenfriesanduglyguyss December 10, 2019
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Soggy Mittens

When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.
Hey babe, can I warm my Soggy Mittens up in your hole?
by NoblessJohnny October 20, 2010
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Mittenhead

Cult followers of Mitt Romney who will follow him off a cliff if he jumps.
The Mittenheads were there to greet the candidate.
by KensleyS February 12, 2012
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Milton, Georgia

A suburb of Atlanta with nothing more to do then get stoned. Population makeup: Whites: 45% Mexicans: 50% Other: 5%. Dominantly Rednecks, pickup trucks are common methods of transportation.Lacks sidewalks.
If you want to go for a "walk" in Milton, Georgia, you will probably get ran over by a redneck in a jacked-up truck 16 feet from the ground.
by mattwx1 April 21, 2011
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Mutton chop

When you fall asleep on your side and some one takes a long stringy shit from your side burn to your chin.
John passed out at the party last night so I gave him a Mutton chop.
by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011
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