When you hit all of the numbers just before you walk out of the elevator so it stops at every floor just to annoy whoever walks in after you.
Guy: "I'm really tired, but my room is on the twenty-second floor."
Girl: "Let's take the elevator!"
Guy: "Shit! Someone's been playing elevator mischief! This will take forever!"
Girl: "Let's take the elevator!"
Guy: "Shit! Someone's been playing elevator mischief! This will take forever!"
by dancerqt137 September 3, 2010
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by el caballo2 April 17, 2011
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Costs $5200 and is in every way less superior to the Negev.
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Costs $5200 and is in every way less superior to the Negev.
The Negev is a fucking laser beam after the 14th shot, has more ammo, does more damage, and costs $1700.
The only reason to buy the M249 is because you misclicked.
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