Mindee

A fat whore who will suck you dry financially, lie about people dying, having cancer, and other fucked up shit. She smells like rotten crotch tuna

Oh look there goes Mindee again, even a blind man know when she is a block away

by Pepperman22 November 9, 2010

Minnesota goodbye

When a man finishes inside of his partner, and leaves his "member" inside for an awkwardly long time; then makes polite conversation for far too long before pulling out.

Sven gave Lena the ol "Minnesota goodbye", as it's the only polite way to chat post coitus.

by AwkwardRubbing December 16, 2021

minnesota fire poker

when you stick your toes in somebody's butt.

you better get off my feet spare rib before you get minnesota fire poker

by Dylan, Danny June 9, 2008

minnesota vikings

Vikings are justa good team that usually has alotta off the field problems but that should all change with Big Bad Brad Childress coaching now. Former Offensive Coordinator for the Eagles who has a no-nonsense attitude now after figuring out how bad character can fuck up a whol teams chemistry (T.O in Philly) So he booted Culpepper for talkin shit, KRob for driving drunk, and sat Dwight Smith down one game over one lil misdeamoner in a public stairwell. he has only been here since the July. Childress obviosly dont play, hes here to win games.

The Minnesota Vikings will win the NFC north division title within one of the following the NFL seasons. Bet Money.

by I bleed purple September 16, 2006

Minnesota Bag Lunch

When a person is eating out a girl and it stink so bad that they vomit in her vagina and then staple it shut.

"I Minnesota Bag Lunched that Bitch"
"Thats Fucking Gross"

by KizMiz October 9, 2008

minneapolis

one of the two twin cities located in central minnesota. pretty much a decent town as long as you stay away from the inner city which helps to make it one of the top 20 most dangerous cities in the united states. had one of the highest murder rates as of 2000 census and the highest rate of unsolved homicides in the counrty. A target for many hmong and sudanese and ehtiopian immigrants.

From Minneapolis to Baltimore we be out there. From LA to New York we be out there. From Houston to DC we be out there. From Dallas to Detroit we be out there. From Miami to Chicago we be out there.

by khalif June 4, 2005

Minnesota

dreary, boring, insect-infested state populated by people that mangle pronunciation of common words.
Prone to clueless politicians and misguided social programs that induce children to run away from home.
Almost as bad a state as Wisconsin.

I got transferred to Minnesota so I quit my job and started drinking.
Everyone I ran into in St. Paul was a box head.

by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006