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Minecraft sickness

1. Causes lack of sleep or lack of feeling a good nights rest in the morning due to: "All I see when i close my eyes is memories of me playing minecraft! even if i try to think of something else! it pisses me off!" and then when morning comes when you wake up but your eyes are closed:"goddammit, minecraft isnt reality stop trying to replace my eyeballs!"

2. when you wake up and minecraft trys to make you think its real by appearing in full blown vividness while your eyes are closed.

3. when you start seeing pixels hexagons and square themed shapes in everything.
fuck i basically explained this in the definition im lazy okay, jeeze. Minecraft sickness
by derpity September 21, 2011
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Minecraft Sickness

The delirious lack of reality in one's own mentality when exposed to long periods of Minecraft play.

Symptoms include thinking Harvest Moon is a good game.
Friend: All the good games have mines in them, ya'know? Spelunky, Minecraft, Harvest Moon.
Yourself: I think you're suffering Minecraft Sickness.
by avatarmonkeykirby January 18, 2011
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Playing Minecraft

Stephen: Are we playing Minecraft tonight?
Lucas: Yeah did Jack get a new Bluetooth connector for his stylus? (Cartridge for dab pen)
by Midgets doing 34.5 December 23, 2018
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minecraft intros

The reason I stay up at night. You never for get the one moment you saw the absolute worst minecraft intro. IT rips you aport from the inside and cripples you on the outside soon after. You might as well delete your youtube and move to Zimbabwe were they don't have technolegy and change your name to Paul with a g. Raise a family and call your kids Joe Joe and Bony bob. Love ya 😗
Minecraft intros cause 57% of self inflicted pain every day
by ReptilianOverlord69 April 19, 2018
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Minecraft Manhunt

It is the sires where dream a "speedrunner" absolutely makes 5 of his friend look like pussys and beta males as they get shit on in even more ridiculously stupid ways because do they even try and George acts like he is a "real Minecraft player" until dream decides to go kill him and so he fucking runs away or comes up with stupid plans of action to take down one green boy. Also, snapnap is actually good at PVP but in a manhunt, he screams like a little girl cause I guess dream is Micheal myers. Also, the hunters suck get techno in on this so it actually is a challenge for dream. P.S. sorry if you are a fan of manhunt this is just a jab at things I thought were stupid. Sorry, do not kill me.
You: Did you watch the new Minecraft manhunt
Me: No I'm not a virgin
by Ct-75-67 February 4, 2022
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2D Minecraft

Drosh: “Terraria is just 2D Minecraft!”
Jake: “die. die. die. the darkness is coming. run. die. the creatures of the night are approaching at a rapid pace. run. run. scream. hide. sob. emergency alert system goes off. sirens in the distance. sob. they’re here. they smell you. they see you. look out your window. scream. run. sob. they’re here.”
by firstname bunchanumbuhs July 2, 2023
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minecraft-phobic

a person who is scared and afraid of minecraft. Usualy when a minecraft-phobic person joins a vc in discord and hears a guy playing minecraft he starts crying and leaves the vc to play league of legends in a private vc for another 6 hours until he goes to sleep.
Me : * Joins league of legends vc * hey guys wassup im playing minecraft :)
John : Bro either leave or im leaving everyone who is playing minecraft and not league of legends in this vc should leave
Me : You are a big bitch minecraft-phobic cock sucker * leaves vc *
by Duck bruh bruh Hunter January 28, 2021
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