Midnight Blast

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover Baja Blast from hours (or days) before.

I bought a new down blanket on Saturday so you know I had to have a Midnight Blast.

by MidnightBlaster August 7, 2017

midnight rimjob

The sexual act of eating ass when it is covered in shit.

Lmao! Shitmouth over there gave a midnight rimjob!

by Notorious Incognito September 14, 2017

midnight activities

Late night sex

Sorry bro, I couldn't come out last night because I had some midnight activities with my girl

by Hodor1000 May 31, 2018

midnight session

when you and your man talk until midnight

l: "🕛 midnight session"
d: "🕛🕛🕛"

by tu_luna July 20, 2018

midnight chicken

Midnight chicken is when you're crossing the street at night in dark clothes praying that any car coming along will be able to see you.

I was late to the party because I had to play midnight chicken the whole way here.

by mmckech November 3, 2018

Midnight dick

When a white male lights his pubes on fire and turns his dick black. He does this to impress his hoes.

Zac- "hey pass me that match, I need a midnight dick before Emily comes over."

by NotBraden December 31, 2018

Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.

Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts

by Vexate February 17, 2020