memphis

the shittiest city known to man-kind, located in south-west tennessee, full of rednecks, murderers, and racisits.

damn it, why must i live in MEMPHIS?!

by the artist formerly known as julia July 31, 2006

memphis

an anchient egyption city that was once the capitol of the civilisation.

King Tut fucked Uncle Funkalunkel's ancester up in Memphis.

by James Bourne February 20, 2004

a Mermuys

A lower lifeform with a lack of knowledge in the english grammar, makes mistakes like "bote" instad of "boat"

I'm such a Mermuys, I should ask Petrit or Tasha for help
And if they don't want to, I'll ask Dorothy, she's not that good but she'll do

by TrollAndKoboldUnited March 29, 2011

Mermaid

A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).

My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!

by Nitz Rockstar January 8, 2009

Memphis Taco

While having sex with a girl Missionary style, you reach for a hidden jar of dry rub bbq sauce, and while singing the chorus of Marc Cohn's "Walking in Memphis," you cover the girl's vagina with said rub. Subsquently, you donkey punch the girl and then leave; continuing with the second verse, "Saw the Ghost of Elvis...on Union Ave..."

"Did you hear what happened to Andy last night?" "Of course, he gave some chick a memphis taco and then slept with her best friend!"

by The Gunnn March 28, 2008

The Merp

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

by Wilhelm January 8, 2008

Memphis Girl

A Memphis girl is any girl that likes to sleep around or cheat. Most girls in Memphis girls do this so that is where the origin of this came from.

Bob is dating a Memphis Girl but he doesn't know it yet.

by Kostinmctitties November 14, 2011