Meet In The Middle

When two women team up while performing oral sex on a man - one beginning from the front of the cock and one beginning from the asshole, moving in opposite directions toward the choda.

Janine and Sandra were going down on me the other night, when all of a sudden Sandra circled around to my asshole and told Janine, in a muffled voice, that they'd Meet In The Middle

by Marco1234 May 22, 2008

meerkat

When you're in a paranoid reliationship, people you think your partner is going to leave you for are not meerkats. So, meerkats are people who don't pose a threat, who aren't going to steal your beloved.

Brad Pitt is no meerkat.
Dude, he left me for Stella! I really thought she was a meerkat.

by suspicious_fish October 13, 2004

Meeri

A normal looking girl, pretty boring, dresses weird, pretty fat, not funny but she has a kind heart.

"Who's that annoying ginger?"
"It must be... what's her name again... oh, Meeri."

by killforthepill September 29, 2011

Jack Meer

i. a wannabe. A guy who thinks his arms are bigger than they are. a guy who will suck up to his girlfriend and will take up a sport like snowboarding to seem cooler than he is.
ii. someone who spends hours trying to look like a babe.
iii. a guy with really awful hair.
iiii. a douche
iiiii. a girlfriend stealer.

i. girl: I really want to ask out that new babe.

other girl: no way, he's such a jack meer.

ii. guy: my girlfriend is really into chikfliks, but I hate those kind of movies. Maybe I should just watch more of them.

other guy: dude, don't be a jack meer.

by freakindude01 December 14, 2009

Meera

An Indian girl from Wisconsin who does yoga.

Hey Meera! Aren't you late for yoga class?!

by yogagirl August 4, 2009

Meet

Rapidly and angrily bashing elbows until one person gets the BUZZ (can be done in groups of people)

Oi twat meet me

by Meet me January 15, 2018

EARSHA MEERAN

A beautiful perfect angel who’s flawless and belongs only and only to rabeera. She has the biggest heart and is so pure. She is the love of Rabeera’s life

Earsha meeran is the cutest girl alive.

by rabeera September 1, 2021