max

a retarded retard that’s wears retarded cologne. he sucks dick and chews the tips off, free circumsision. if max is attracted to a girl her name has to be very feminine with a masculine nickname like, sam. he also is a rich play-boy that totally played two gays and a female by the name of all sam.

person one: max circumsized me and now i’m leaking jizz

by blobfishalberto July 17, 2019

Max

Max’S are always blonde. They are mostly amazing at soccer and basketball but are great at all sports. He is kind of shy but everyone likes him. He makes stupid mistakes and is low key dumb as fuck. Max is a nigger

Damn look at that max

by Dheusux November 3, 2018

Max

A cool guy who has a penis and is sexy and chases after hot chicks

girl1:hey why is max following us

girl2:because he is sexy max

by bestman001 March 6, 2018

Max

He is the largest asshole ever and has a micro Dick

You are a max!!

by Dinogamer786_YT November 29, 2018

Max

Max rages over fortnite when he loses

You are such a max

by Nibba345 November 27, 2018

MAX

He is UGLY and he can be the most annoying person ever. But RARELY, he can be funny. NOT!

I hate you- You're such a Max!

by Modafaca January 30, 2019

Max

A guy who is just there.

I hate max

by Crystal Wolf May 27, 2019