Matthew

Matthew is one of the most dirtiest guys you ever meet, Matthew is scared of water and bugs, This nigga stinks and always complains to take a shower. If you see a Matthew you better bring 10 packs of gum.

This kid stinks. He must be a Matthew

by Neptunewithpowers111 November 23, 2018

Matthew

A really swell guy he likes to bully his brothers a lot but other times is really nice.

Matthew is alright.

by dudeimNotjj February 27, 2019

Matthew

A hoe

"Matthew is a hoe"

"Have you ever heard of the hoe, Matthew?"

by Uwu mr krabs May 27, 2019

Matthew

a WHOLE clown

Matthew really doesn't know when to leave a girl alone. He is so annoying.

by chloerophylllllll November 14, 2019

Matthew

God of thiccnesss. Absolutely dummy ass thicc boi. Just absolutely pile of thiccness. Also hes gay

Damn matthew’s so thicc but gay. Boi what a shame

by Legitcrackers241 June 24, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a sweet, caring guy. He likes to look presentable and often always looks good, they have amazing hair and are the best kissers. If you’re dating a Matthew you are truly lucky he might be a little distant but he just needs time to let you in, most Matthews come off to the world as players. This may be true but all they need is to have unconditional love so they know you won’t leave. If you’re dating a Matthew cherish them because you won’t find anyone better. Matthews also make the best soccer players

Wow Matthew has such cute hair

He’s so handsome and he isn’t even doing anything

by Goddess of the stars April 24, 2019

Matthew

Pudgy, often very short and tends to use a weird language. He loves to crawl and stab you with a fork. He has a strange addiction to friends and forts. His friends and everyone also thinks he is gay but won’t come out. Shugi needs to stop taking gay. Ex: My foot is going to go in your ass and come out your penis then I’m going to scratch the inside of your ball sack with my curly Guatemalan yellow toe nails shaped like a cats.

Matthew is coming for you.

by Qhxynevhcjbev June 7, 2019