Mataio loves me
by $tripperAsh June 9, 2022
Get the Mataio mug.never seen a more chiselled buttox. I'll clench my pecks as he walks past, maybe he'll peer up from his book. Matayo will meet you in biscuit town, an icon above Hadid. a laugh like liquid gold. He will drag you to the top from your pit of sludge.
matslayo is so mysterious and amazing
matslayo is so mysterious and amazing
'what was that rumble?'
'oh, that was just matayo walking by'
'i was wondering why the sun just got blocked out'
'yeah, his huge buttox, right?
'oh, that was just matayo walking by'
'i was wondering why the sun just got blocked out'
'yeah, his huge buttox, right?
by Hillsefoefriend August 1, 2022
Get the Matayo mug.matausi means beautiful and sweet. be a good kid, go compliment your mum and call her a matausi!
it would be better to call your mum a matausi if she was a Tongan, since she will know what it means
it would be better to call your mum a matausi if she was a Tongan, since she will know what it means
you : mum, your a matausi
mum : KO E HA NAA KE UI AKI AU OKU KE FIE MAʻU HA TOITOI
translation : THANK YOU MY CHILD, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
mum : KO E HA NAA KE UI AKI AU OKU KE FIE MAʻU HA TOITOI
translation : THANK YOU MY CHILD, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
by stophorcinit August 8, 2022
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Get the Mataharian mug.A fat jobless virgin who only types "cry" "ratio" and "own" on twitter with his 5 GB of mobile data and 10 minutes of electricity everyday. People named Matahar don't reveal their name because it is a huge embarassment.
by Jorge De Guzman November 4, 2022
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Most people accuse them for being lairs and call them dumb but there better then most people.
God 'Am proud of him being made'
Most people accuse them for being lairs and call them dumb but there better then most people.
God 'Am proud of him being made'
by "REAL""GOD" November 5, 2022
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