(Manager) ate it

Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.

"Where's the box cutter?"
"(Manager) ate it"

by Portalmaker April 11, 2022

Manag

Manag is a butthole that continuesly releases. Manag is a ass fountain.
Manag is a human excrement.

Looks like he's got manag
Cindy has manag!! Hahaha
I've got manag right now.
She's got manag mouth.

by Sir Thomas esquire February 9, 2022

Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.

"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."

by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021

dictionary manager

something I just searched because I'm bored

me: im bored
me: *searches dictionary manager*
me: ok ill make a definition for it
the definition: you're reading it right now

by Orrinpants November 1, 2021

managing by perkele

refering to the finnish way of managing by loud yelling and threats

my boss Mikko was managing by perkele last night.

by mauno_kollatti September 15, 2021

Management Tunnel Vision

When someone of a higher power/management decides to act on impulse regardless of how anyone else feels or has concerns about, in other words they dont give a flying fuck and only care bout their status.

I hate when my managers dont listen to what i have to say, its like they have management tunnel vision.

by LordLamborghini September 16, 2021

Goodwin Management

An AI chatbot that HOAs hire to just tell you to “no” or to fill out forms.

I tried to reason with them but got the Goodwin Management instead.

by oondada July 14, 2021