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Montana Redneck

by xzdfg March 13, 2023
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Montana Sausage Grind

The act of a man covering his penis in honey and gravel then grinding it against another man's penis, absolutely annihilating both parties' private parts.
Man 1: "Dude, do you wanna try the Montana Sausage Grind tonight?"
Man 2: "Oh hell yeah! Lemme grab the honey."
by notinvis June 6, 2025
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Montana

Montana is often a stuck up little brat who changes people into one of her own, she often makes people feel insecure because she is so god damn skinny, they often drink way to much coffee. They have no friends but their best friend will always be a girl named Haylee. They often have a boyfriend but are secretly in love with their best friend. They can be a total butt at school when they feel like it. They have a flat body from being skinny. They often fall pregnant at the age of 14. No one likes a Montana unless they are a blonde and they are under a spell
Girl: Eww she looks like a total Montana
by Namedefinitontroller101 November 3, 2019
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Montana

Montana, the most beautiful girl you would ever hope to meet, inside and out.

As a person, her words are filled with passion, and her emotion seeps through into her expressions. She has a rare humour, one that matches every person she meets, yet she will always be undoubtedly funnier than the funniest person you know. Her perfectionist nature will flow through to every day life, where her expectations of herself will always be of the highest quality. However, even if she never knows it, she already meets her own expectations, as she is already perfect just the way she is.
Whilst waiting for Maths Class
Boy: Wow, who is that girl over there?
Girl: Oh, that's Montana
Boy: Montana?
*Boys of Summer Plays in head*
by DigitTheCat November 23, 2021
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Hannah Montana

Cassandra's alter ego.
"I'm just a small town girl," said Hannah Montana.
by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019
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Montana stir fry

The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry
Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower
by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023
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Montana Proposal

A Montana proposal is where you shit into a jar, and send it to the lady, man, or other of your choice. If the recipient sends the jar back, then the proposal is accepted.
Jimmy: hey, I just sent Sally a Montana proposal.
John: Nice man, you get anything back yet?
by Callmecaleb October 21, 2020
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