pillow mint

a fecal deposit that one leaves right before bequeathing a sleeping or sitting spot to an unsuspecting victim

That douche totally forced me to give up the couch, but I left a pillow mint just before I got up.

by Historophy December 15, 2011

After Dinner Mint

When a man has sex wearing a condom, finishes in it, and then uses the condom like a slingshot to project the load into the girl's face.

After banging your sister I totally gave her an after dinner mint - It got all over her face!

by AndesMints December 9, 2011

don't eat the big white mint

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.

They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

Fucking mint

A word you say to piss off trannys

Hey alex I’m fucking mint

by Alex+Jaz October 7, 2019

Junior Mint

A failed attempt by Tootsie Roll to crossbreed the lowest quality of chocolate combined with the worst type of mint, that is now used as a medical grade diuretic used to induce vomiting and to repel people with real taste buds.

Daniel: "Aw man, I think someone slipped something in my drink! Cody: "Don't you worry, I have a 'Junior Mint.' It should help you throw it up and completely drain your body of all liquids and blood alike."

by Quiterighticus July 26, 2019

Ass mint

See ass-mint

"I am feeling a little chafed tonight darling lubricate me with that az-mint would you"

by Rich March 18, 2003

After Dinner Mint

To have sexual intercourse doggie style with a girl who proceeds to vomit.

Tina gave Jerry an After Dinner Mint and left his carpet a mess.

by Ale House January 3, 2009