Matthew 

Trash at maths at fortnite
Really annoying

Yo matthew

Shut the fuck up

Matthew by Hemesfere May 13, 2020

matthew 

that friend who takes all your fuckin dragon fruit thats so damn expensive because your poor and he knows that but he eats it anyway cause hes a fatass

stop eating my food matthew STOPPPPP

matthew by decegggrs May 2, 2019

Matthew 

Matthew is a funny, charming guy that always loves just one person. Treats them amazing and is a really handsome guy. He is really athletic and smart. He could get any lady but sticks by one.

Do you see Matthew over there, man! He's smokin hot!!

Matthew by Daddyonthemike July 13, 2018

Matthew 

A short horrible person. He can be found on his PlayStation 🤮 bragging how he can beat you in Minecraft pvp. His bezzie friend caelan is unable to be heard by Matthews voice as he bellows down his mic. I hope everyone with a Matthew as a friend I wish you all peace

He is such a Matthew

Matthew by Tbh idk either July 22, 2020

Matthew 

The most disgusting guy ever, For starters he hates showers and bugs. He would rather sleep without taking a shower. Even his dick smells like death because he forgets to shake while peeing. If you see a Matthew, RUN!

What’s that smell?!! It’s Matthew

Matthew by Neptunewithpowers111 November 23, 2018

Matthew 

He’s a total complete dick.

Matthew is such a queer

Matthew by Pewdsub April 19, 2019

Matthew 

This man is let's say, strange. first off all Matthew's are furries. They say UwU 24/7! They like to say the word Potato and put's raddish jam on his french toast! He thinks the earth is flat and uses the urinal as his litter box! Can you belive that? It's disgusting!

Woah Matthew is that a raddish? Matthew: Sure is ;) UwU

Matthew by Barrythebee April 27, 2020