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Bling Master (Boob Magnet)

the act of getting jewerly or other items stuck to your boobs
Oh Kassandra! You have a pretzel stuck on your boob you Bling Master (Boob Magnet)!
by Kassandra and Evan July 20, 2009
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skeet magnet

A woman who most men only value for sex. Rarely or barely has any redeeming qualities. Often times she is one of the most well known hoes in your area.
You’re Birmingham’s skeet magnet. I’m not about to cuff you up.
by BigPapiOT October 14, 2022
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magnetic money

credit cards are made from magnetic materials and have become the easiest way of paying for goods or services
We live in a world of magnetic money where the copper penny has become obsolete.
by economist101 December 14, 2009
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Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot it opens a portal to the shadow realm and you'll never be seen again, the only known survivor is the legendary sorcerer Fetel.
Wow, there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world.
by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 18, 2023
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mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.
I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.
Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.
by NutMagnet October 10, 2013
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caddo magnet high

A highly rated high school in the state of Louisiana and widely accepted as a pillar and one of the only good things about Louisiana.
"I went to Caddo magnet high"
"you're hired"
by AlphaOmega3 November 6, 2021
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