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Mr. Mojo Risin

Mr. Mojo Risin is a name that singer of the Doors, Jim Morrison, made up and added to the song L.A woman.

if you unscramble "Mr. Mojo Risin", you'll get "Jim Morrison"

You also don't have to think that long to find out that he was actually referring to his own cock.
but this is okay, because it's Jim Morrison.
and Jim Morrison's cock was one of the eight wonders of the world.
Mr. Mojo Risin'
Got to keep on risin'
Risin' risin'
Come on risin' risin'
by jim morrison's bitch January 19, 2011
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Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood

A long-running children's TV show on PBS. Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was deliberately simple and straightforward, marked by Rogers' purposeful actions and soothing voice. Every show he would enter his home, take off his jacket and shoes, and put on a sweater and comfortable footwear while offering a welcome for his viewers.

The slow-paced show offered an alternate universe to most of today's quick-edit cartoon children's programming. On the eve of his final show, Rogers told CNN's Jeff Greenfield he looked at the program as more than entertainment; it was a chance to reach young people and give them a foundation for a good life.

Through the years, Rogers featured artists ranging from cellist Yo-Yo Ma to bodybuilder-actor Lou Ferrigno. He dealt with the death of pets and divorce, while teaching children to love themselves and others. During the Persian Gulf War, he made a series of public service announcements telling parents how to talk to their children about war.

His recurring characters included Mr. McFeely and Lady Elaine Fairchilde, as well as puppets King Friday the Thirteenth, Daniel Striped Tiger and Curious X the Owl.
When the host of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood died, the godwhacks from Westboro Baptist Church protested at his funeral, because Mr. Rogers never said bad things about homosexuals.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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mr ando of the woods

Probably the best thing ever made. This video can't really be explained. Roughly, it's about mr ando who brings peace to the woods and wants everyone to believe that he's a penguin. This video includes: mr ando, a talking bear, a talking bee, a talking turtle, and a talking fish. Trust me, it's amazing. Watch it!
by the grape monster October 11, 2010
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Mr Streetz

Who's your favourite UK rapper?

Without a doubt it's Mr Streetz
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mr.zingery

An annoying self centered bastard who always yells at kids and make them pee there pants also an asshole
Why gotta be a mr.zingery?
by Kayes21 March 28, 2015
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mr. mackey

one of the funniest south park characters, mostly because he's exactly like all Health education teachers ever. he goes in circles about how drugs and drinking is bad, along with sex education, without explaining anything, because he has no idea. It's hilarious to watch, especially if you're in a health class currently, and can make the comparison
Mr. mackey on drugs:
"drugs are bad, m'kay, so, if you do drugs, you're bad, m'kay, because drugs are bad. they can hurt your body, m'kay, cause drugs are bad, m'kay...

Mr. mackey, on sex education:
"So then the man puts his penis... he puts his penis..."
*kyle* "haven't you ever had sex before?"
"of course i have, it's just been a while. lets see, i'm pretty sure he puts his penis... dang it, where did i put that thing???"
by Chef aid April 23, 2007
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Mr T Killer

A fat, chubby cheek chipmunk. It usually hibernates along with it's Xbox 360 in the winter. It stores twinkies in it's hot dog rolls on its neck so it has food to eat through the Winter. When it awakens in the Spring it usually breaks into somone's house and rapes their couch and steals all their twinkies because it loves their exquisite taste. He has a demanding taste for the white cream in twinkies and often gets the male's productive organ, the penis, confused with twinkies and he loves their cream the most. In the Summer a Mr T Killer lays on a blacktop basketball court which makes gallons of sweat pour from its body. He then proceeds to harvest the sweat molecules and drink them. In the Fall it likes to take a shit in piles of leaves, so when the children go to jump in the leaves the Mr T Killer gets a chuckle or two.
"Jimmy someone broke in last night and messed up my brand new leather couch." -Timmy

"Oh yeah mine too Timmy. It's all over the news and the call it a Mr T Killer." -Jimmy

"It sounds like a fat ass!" -Timmy

"I agree Timmy, I agree." -Jimmy
by slayingopher November 4, 2010
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