Having lions

Like having kittens but far more extreme

“Did you just see that pig fly?”
“Mate I’m having lions over here.”

by Dackers July 17, 2019

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Lion

A puma with a hairy necklace on the outside of its face.

Mum, is that a lion? No, Panthera, that's just a puma with a hairy necklace on the outside of its face.

by SillySalleh December 18, 2021

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An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.

Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion

by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020

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sundyed lion

oral pleasure in which you grab the persons hair and ejaculate into their mouths till it spews out the sides and gets in their hair

bro, i made Jessie look like a sundyed lion last night, she cant wash it out her hair

by candre04 November 2, 2017

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She-lion

A she-lion is a ferocious creature they resort to the lowest jobs to get money and travel in packs which are called prides. There are typically seasons which she-lions an be targeted for their strange grey aspect in bed.

She is a she-lion in the night and a vixen in the day.

by DzNutzGoteem November 6, 2015

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