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lincoln park

Sucky ass town in North Jersey, New Jersey. Also known as "Little Albania" cause the town is mostly Albanians. If you aren't Albanian, then you're Italian, and pretty fuckin' proud of it. All the girls are self titled "brunette bellas", even if they aren't brunettes. Pretty much filled with girls with uggs and guys with their collars popped. The town is cheap, not poor, and proof of this is because they don't even have a high school. The Lincoln Park kids go to Boonton High School after they graduate from LPMS, and now the percentage of them going to BHS has dropped since 2007. The town built a municipal building that we didn't need with tax dollars instead of building a high school.
"oh hai look would u look at me i'm fr0m lincoln park !!!!!@#!#11123!@#!!!!!!!!!"
"You're a douche."
by blahhhhhhhh ainsley December 9, 2008
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Lincoln Lover

1) A reference to the 16th president of the United States.

2) A disparaging term for a Northerner or one who advocates Civil Rights.
Dixie will rise again and we'll teach those Lincoln Lovers! Next time, we'll have shoes!

Damn those Lincoln Lovers! It's all their fault I have to sit next to black people at the lunch counter.
by defenestrator March 18, 2005
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Dirty Abraham Lincoln

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but you make a whole beard with shit that looks similar to Abe Lincoln's.

Optional: Put a top hat on the girl and cum on the back of her head while screaming "Sic Semper Tyrannus"
Think about the assassination of Abe Lincoln but with shit for a beard and cum for the bullet

Baby, wanna come back to my place and ill give you a Dirty Abraham Lincoln
by Johnwilkssplooge October 30, 2010
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abe lincoln assassination

Perform the abe lincoln on your passed out girlfriend while she's on her period...then take out her tampon and fling it at her like your john walks booth
After shitting on his womans head to finish er abe lincoln...mike took aim with her dirty tampon for an attempted abe lincoln assassination
by jaymboct September 26, 2009
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linux

1) An awesome operating system that PWNS the windows for sure.
2) Using Linux makes you l33t.If you don't agree, then you are wrong. STFU n00b.
3) Totally, the most configurable system ever!(except you are using the system that you wrote and done by yourself)
4) You cost nothing to get Linux. And windows costs $200.
5) Linux IS l33t itself, undoubtedly.
When I use Linux and running console with beryl on the background...
Me: So this is Linux, see?
Classmate 1: Oh, (Chinese) so that's l33t?
Me: Of course!
Classmate 2: Then what's the reasons that we should use Linux?
Me: Using Linux makes you l33t! And Linux can't be infected by any virus!
Classmate 1: Can I play my online-game "MapleStory" on Linux?
Me: Probably no.
Classmate 2: Linux SUX.
Me: STFU n00b. _/00 _/|_|5+ 4|_|_ /\/00|35, 455|-|0|_3! |_1/\/|_|X P\/\//\/5 _/00 4|_|_!!!
by Roger W. January 30, 2008
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Linus

Big idiot with massive ego. Has microscopic penis that even the best scientists can not measure. All round asshole.
Wow that guys being such an idiot, I bet he’s a Linus
by Yahhhhhboiiiiiii March 2, 2020
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Abraham Lincoln

Dude #1: "Dude! My girlfriend cheated on me with Abraham Lincoln. "
Dude #2: "Ugh I hate it when girls fall for guys like that."
by Bigypsy September 7, 2016
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