A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

by Exxacto February 19, 2023

lion air

A sketchy ass airline that doesn’t train its pilots properly. Don’t fly them.

If you thought arendelle air was bad think again. At least they train their pilots properly unlike lion air. Sure arendelle flies a few older jets like IL-62s, 707s, DC-8s and DC-3s but they know how to fly the planes.

by why are russian girls so cute October 28, 2025

lion king

well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead

Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him

dude 1 yes

by nibbabite January 23, 2020

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023

lumbar lion

huge masculine cock that packs more power then a haymaker from Kimbo slice.... so big that not even the most interesting man in the world has it....... a cock with pube flow better then rob ryan.

you go up into heaven and dumb out a lumbar lion and god immediately falls to hell and it is now yours and you make a law of prancing naked women to suck and clean your lumbar lion all day long.

by yoyoyoerock October 30, 2011

Lions mane

Used to describe ones hair especially in black culture. Often accompanied by the 🦁 Emoji. Referancing the poofiness or wild untamed shape if an Afro or curly unruly hair. Goes full circle or close to around the head (do not say you have a mane if your hair is silky/ remotely straight, easy to manage, or can comb through it fairly easy without pain or in under a minute, you will be wrong and looked at funny)

1. Ebony: "Girl let me see if I can go tame this Lion's Mane of mine."
2. Ashawnti: "Ever since I went natural my hair so hard to deal with, it a lions mane!"
3. * Ebony's snapchat story* "Time to wash my hair 🦁🦁🦁

by Tswizz99 January 15, 2017

the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner

Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.

by TheWiseOldWizard February 16, 2015