Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

by feldpar February 18, 2009

tye dye lobster bib

a sexual act performed in which the participants smear each other with a concoction of blended fecal matter and seminal fluid (and urine if thats your kind of thing)

Do you know Rick? him and his girlfriend were on shrooms and i guess they tye dye lobster bibbed.

by Charlie, Barker, and rivas. April 3, 2010

lobsterstory

A type of fanfiction written for the TV show Friends centering around true love.

My lobsterstory is about how much Ross and Rachel love each other.
Ross is Rachel's lobster.

by perkyshadowgirl October 13, 2006

Lobsterism

1. A school of philosophy encompassing the works of the Canadian author and psychologist Jordan B. Peterson. The tenants for which can be found in the reference material "12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos".

2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.

"For such a potentially intimidating man, I don't know anyone as noble and courageous as Jeff. That's true lobsterism for you."

by tHe PeNgUiN oF cUm August 6, 2018

making lobster

the act of two wicked fine Mainers having sex

Last night there were two random people making lobster in my bed!

Dayummm we had made some good ass lobster last night.

by jiggajones69 November 12, 2010

cooked the raw lobster

a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.

a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"

by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 22, 2004

Blue lobster

A blue lobster is the activity in which a girl will do nitrous and give head to a guy until she literally dies choking on his or her penis and then you take a picture.

I have a blue lobster on my hands, get the wood chipper.

by Anonymousblackmale September 7, 2013