Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.
by yeats-dogs-puppy December 1, 2023
Get the jake kitchenmug. by Jjthecurator January 2, 2023
Get the Soup Kitchenmug. If you're stuttering, and in an awkward part of a conversation, say this to make the other person feel awkward instead.
Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
You: ...
Person: "Oh you guys broke up?"
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...
by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022
Get the I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.mug. When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.
I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.
by ProfessorP1234 April 19, 2020
Get the Giving Her The Soup Kitchenmug. bigpuffer's kitchen counter is such a bigpuffer simp, they have been nicknamed his counter due to.. jokes.. that were made
by M0onl1gh1 September 28, 2022
Get the bigpuffer's kitchen countermug. Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.
"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"
by crowscalamity October 19, 2025
Get the Fork found in kitchenmug. by Knk0504 June 27, 2019
Get the Lauren Kitchenmug.