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couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
by 2bilious January 11, 2012
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half-kidding

When you're not sure if you're kidding. Or you're just plain stupid. Of course, you alone are responsible for any shit that goes down once you half-kid.
JEEZ, she actually turned up. I was only half-kidding when I invited her.
by Cold Mirror August 6, 2016
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Killing Aliens

1. To play a popular video game with a friend in platonic fashion.

Usage note: Nescient individuals often refer to this activity erroneously as "playing Halo".
"You want to Kill Aliens later on?" "Yeah, but if we're fighting the Flood, you'd better let me pick up the first shotgun this time."

"Are you guys playing Halo later on?" "No, we're Killing Aliens."
by Timothy West May 16, 2008
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kipling

a dickhead that thinks he is so cool,and i will kill him if he had the balls to show his face but no he thinks a few words makes him real brave.watch out bitch im coming for you.
a southsider knacker baby who slags northsiders and gets raped in the bum by his rich daddy cos he drives a bmw and a hummer.
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Kidlingkins

An affectionate and playful term used to refer to young children, often conveying a sense of endearment and tenderness. It combines the elements of "kid" and "darling," emphasising the charm and innocence of childhood.
The park was filled with happy kidlingkins, laughing and playing on the swings.
by baguettexpotato July 31, 2024
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killin' cable

watching alot of telivision
ex. watchin the flava flave marathon all day... your killin' cable
by Sophie,Casey and Lauren January 26, 2007
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killin the strip

to excel in selling a product. Mainly used in referece to selling drugs on a street or "strip".
by Reese Raft December 23, 2007
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